Cake or Death: Behold the power of the Cake Dragon.

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A twitter friend (hello greywulf!) pointed me out to the most awesome source of draconic might in the universe. It is a dragon…made of cake. The only feature this mystical morsel was missing…was stats.

No more. Behold the glorious power of the young cake dragon (cake dragons don’t ever live to ancient, and you wouldn’t want them to).


Dragon Cake, Young

Dragon Cake, young
Level 5 Solo Brute
Huge Fey Animate (Cake)
Calories 200
Initiative +4 Senses Perception +5 Tasty Aura Aura 2; all enemies within 2 are marked. HP 172; Bloodied 86 AC 17; Fortitude 20, Reflex 17, Will 20 Speed 6
Cake Claws (standard; at-will) * tasty, psychic
Reach 2; +8 vs AC; 2d8 + 4 psychic damage The dragon swipes a tasty claw at the adventurer. The opponent is dazed (save ends)
Cake or Death (standard; recharge 5 6) * tasty, cake, necrotic
Close blast 3; +4 vs Will; 3d8 + 4 damage The cake dragon unleashing a vicious blast of cake…and death.
Have your cake… (standard; recharge 5 6) * cake, tasty, arcane
Area blast 2 within 10; +4 vs Fortitude; 3d8 + 4 damage The dragon unleashed a delicious burst of goo at the players. The target is slowed and can only make move actions that move it closer to the cake dragon (save ends both)
Alignment: Unaligned Str 20 (+7) Dex 15 (+4) Wis 12 (+3) Con 12 (+3) Int 12 (+3) Cha 20 (+7)

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